We got a problem around here. This is the House of the Black Cats and there's gettin to be too many light black cats outside. That's what Grandma calls gray cats. HUMPH! Gray's ok, but how come they get to join our club and she feeds them too? Now there are two light black outside cats! Plus Peppi, but he's ok, he's really a black cat. At least she doesn't let the light black cats in the house. That would be too much. We gotta get a new sign for the yard.