I'm Sanjee the Cat. I'm a cool web savvy kitty cuz I've had my own home page since I was a lil kitten. (Real tiny!)
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Lookie! I found the catnip stash! Mom hides it so we don't steal it all and have some for our site. But I found it! Course I was all tuckered out after. But I stayed near the stash just in case.
:::Whispers::: Oh yeah, the Woman was looking and she can't find the catnip pouches on your Mom's site cause she has a couple of kitty friends that would like them so can you tell us where the link is before she wets her pants????
Didn't she think you would SMELL it with that much nip in the drawer? She's evidently become a huge dealer so I would also be looking for the cash! And oh yeah, what time's the party?
William - I dunno. Must be the less than perfect human bean brain cells or somefin. Love 'em anyways, but I do wonder sometimes.
Derby - Mommy won't let me do all that nip by myself. At least, it'd take furever for her to let me get it all out of that drawer. That's why we gotta sell it on our site http://www.crystalsandjewelry.com/sanjee so we can get more other goodies. 'Sides, who wants stale nip. Ick. And if you ask my Mommy nice, she might send you a sample. She's a pretty nice Mommy.
Mattingly - You can ask Mommy for a sample too. (Don't tell her I said so, but she's a sucker for kitties!)
Princess Mia - I think Texas is left of Virginia, so turn right, maybe? We better find a map.
Beau - I don't think her nose works so good. Good thinkin, tho; I'll look for the cash. Or at least a credit card. Then we can rent a place for the big party. I gotta go figure all this out now.
Efurrybody - Just ask Mommy real nice for a sample and I bet she'll send you one.
19 Comments:
Oh, OH, I can't evevn TELL you how much I want to be in that drawer!
I'm telling Mom and Dad that we need a catnip drawer too. I think it should be a requirement for every house.
That is one major catnip stash. Vet considerate to have it so readily accessible!
is that WHOLE DRAWER FULL??? man, you are gonna be a major crackhead if you're not careful!!
Wow, I have never seen so much nip! You are furry lucky! Can I come over????
Oreo - Gee, I'm not surprised! hehehe You can come visit with Patches and we'll have a party in the drawer.
Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce - Yes, it should be!!
GK - hehehe Yep!
Edsel - Yep, it's a whole drawer full. Member, cuz we sell catnip pouches on Mom's website? Well, that's our excuse anyways.
Patches - Okies, let's have a nip party! We just have to plan a time when Mommy and Grandma are away for say a year if we do all that catnip at once!
I don't know why they bother with this hiding business. We all know WE WILL FIND IT.
Sanjee, you can't do it all by yourself. You gotta send this stuff around and share.
I agree with Edsel that you will end up a big crackhead.
Wow. Oh wow. Oh wow oh wow oh wow. I want to come play in your drawer!
:::Whispers:::
Oh yeah, the Woman was looking and she can't find the catnip pouches on your Mom's site cause she has a couple of kitty friends that would like them so can you tell us where the link is before she wets her pants????
:::whispers again:::
Never mind... she found it :)
Phew! Glad she found it Max! I don't wanna be the reason your Mom peed in her pants! Um. It'd be nice if she didn't do that at all, really.
Party at Sanjee's place!
The Monsters
Good work!! Persistence pays off once again.
You are so clever and resourceful! And you were justly rewarded! Now can I have some?
OHMYGOODNESS, did you see the amount of NIP in that drawer??? How do I get to Virginia from Texas?
Didn't she think you would SMELL it with that much nip in the drawer? She's evidently become a huge dealer so I would also be looking for the cash! And oh yeah, what time's the party?
William - I dunno. Must be the less than perfect human bean brain cells or somefin. Love 'em anyways, but I do wonder sometimes.
Derby - Mommy won't let me do all that nip by myself. At least, it'd take furever for her to let me get it all out of that drawer. That's why we gotta sell it on our site http://www.crystalsandjewelry.com/sanjee so we can get more other goodies. 'Sides, who wants stale nip. Ick. And if you ask my Mommy nice, she might send you a sample. She's a pretty nice Mommy.
Mattingly - You can ask Mommy for a sample too. (Don't tell her I said so, but she's a sucker for kitties!)
Princess Mia - I think Texas is left of Virginia, so turn right, maybe? We better find a map.
Beau - I don't think her nose works so good. Good thinkin, tho; I'll look for the cash. Or at least a credit card. Then we can rent a place for the big party. I gotta go figure all this out now.
Efurrybody - Just ask Mommy real nice for a sample and I bet she'll send you one.
Heehee ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
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