Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Mom's been hogging the puter. She said something bout writing a "you're fired" letter to the Eejit Doktor. I dunno how it could take her so long to write "you're fired" tho. I bet she was sneakin and doing other things.

Mommy said to tell you all thanks lots for your kind words and positive thoughts and purrayers. And specially offers to hiss at and poop on Eejit Doktor. She said those were good ideas and maybe she'd try them herself. Then she giggled lots.

Mommy went to Smart New Doktor yesterday. Instead of guessin, Smart New Doktor is getting her tested for Nasty Stuff tomorrow. Sounds nasty to me. But Mommy's happy about it and she said she'd let everycat know when they give her the answers.

I gotta go cuz Mommy needs the puter again. *sigh*

Friday, January 27, 2006

Shhhhh. I am hiding. If I sit just right, all my white spots are covered and I'm invisible under the bed.

I am hiding because Mommy has been saying lots of Very Bad Words about the Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor ever since she got home. It's kind of hard to tell between all the Very Bad Words, but it sounds like the Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor forgot he told her she was so sick with that bad thing and told her something else today. And then he told her the Special Doktor said something else different too. Mommy is not sad now. Mommy is Very Very Angry. I sure wouldn't want to be that Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor. Mommy said something bout the fleas of a thousand animals infecting him and pianos on the head and all kinds of stuff. So it sounds like he's in Very Big Trouble. I really really hate fleas, but it sounds like Nutso Crazy Doktor deserves them. Mean, mean Doktor for making my Mommy so sad and then so angry.

I heard Grandma say that Mommy is going to a New Good Doktor on Monday. New Good Doktor is a nice lady, Grandma says, and a very Good Doktor. She's supposed to straighten it all out for Mommy.

I hope this New Good Doktor can tell Mommy if she's really so sick or not and help Mommy out if she is so sick. Cuz otherwise there will be lots more Very Bad Words and I may have to hide under the bed for a very long time. That would be bad because the litterbox won't fit under the bed.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Sorry me and Boni hadn't been around much the last couple days. Mommy's been sad. She's got some sort of sick thing that won't go away and it makes her feel tired n stuff. And a good friend of hers got told by the... lemme see if I get it right what Mommy said... "G*!@#% idiot doctors in that benighted *()&(*)& town" that he was dying. I hope those *bad words* doctors are wrong. Or Mommy will get really really sad. Anyways, we've been lookin after Mommy. She goes back to her doctor (and she doesn't say bad words about him) on Friday. So cross your paws for Mommy and her friend please, and say a purrayer if you can. Thank yous :)

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Happy Answer Your Cat's Questions Day!

Now efurrybody go ask their beans questions. They gotta answer cuz it's our holiday. I'm gonna take Mommy my list. See yas later!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Cat Holiday!!!

Did you know that Sunday is a cat holiday? It is! It's Answer Your Cat's Question Day! (See at the bottom of this ASPCA news alert thingy for info about it. ) So we gotta let all our beans know so we can get them to answer our questions! I bet we get some funny answers to our questions.

Our very own holiday. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I'm almost over bein in the nip drawer. But here comes Mommy and she needs her puter for work. I guess it's ok if she works to keep the nip drawer full.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Lookie! I found the catnip stash! Mom hides it so we don't steal it all and have some for our site. But I found it!

Course I was all tuckered out after. But I stayed near the stash just in case.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

While I was curled up in my kitty bed, I was thinkin about cat heroes cuz of that kitty that called 911 for his bean. So when I gots to the puter, I went and googled some cat heroes and decided to put links to them on my blog here! They're down on the right side, so if you wanna read about some more kitty heroes, you can. :) There's even a doggie who was so good at rescuing cats she got named Cat of the Year one time! Can you imagine that!!! Some doggies are ok, I guess. Long as they don't live in my house.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Lookie! Tuxie cat earrings! And food for animals included. Sorta. Me and Mom saw these at the Animal Rescue Site. See, we click every day to help out kitties and other animals. And sometimes I get to go shopping in their shop. It's fun cuz they have lotsa cat stuff. Even these tuxie cat earrings. They're called happy cat earrings. :) I dunno about the purple tuxie cats tho. I've never seen one of them. Maybe if I hold my breath a really long time I'd turn purple? Are those tuxie cats holding their breath? I don't think I'll try it. I like being comfy instead.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Luckily the tuxie dog is stayin at Great-Grandad's house. Sisters are enough to deal with, if you ask me. Right Edsel and William?

Just thinkin about it has me ready to bite somethin. I think I need some nip. See?

Friday, January 06, 2006

I caught her!

I came to the puter thing to blog and I found a picture of my Grandma holding a DOG! I couldn't believe it! So I hadda go ask her. She said the dog is my Great-Grandad's new friend. Good thing. I was scared Grandma was gonna bring it home. It's kinda cute really. I mean, after all, it is a tuxie dog. So maybe it's ok. If it stays at Great-Grandad's house.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Life is totally unfair. Boni and Mini got chicken and I didn't. So what if I wasn't upstairs at the time? Mommy should have brought me some down here to my room.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!